rant · moment 11 of 20
Nextdoor: Mystery Cop Cars Post and App Mechanics
from #167 - Beach Corpse | The Tim Dillon Show · #167
2 min
Tim mocks a poorly-typed Nextdoor post asking about "cop cars" near the screaming woman, then explains how Nextdoor requires your real name and address to be as racist as you want.
- A Nextdoor post titled 'cop cars' ends with an 'L' — just 'copcarsl' — and Tim can't figure out what the woman meant to type.
- The poster, Sherry, asks what's going on 'on los la s' — a string of gibberish Tim marvels at, wondering if she's drunk or mid-seizure.
- Tim learns Nextdoor requires you to register your name and address, essentially trading anonymity for the freedom to be racist.
- Someone posts 'Personal injury attorney — asking for a friend — can anyone recommend a bulldog personal injury attorney in the LA area.'
- People on social media crowdsource everything in their lives, asking their networks for book recommendations when they could want suggestions any less.
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