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CBD Sponsor Read with a Dark Grandparents Twist
from #166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show · #166
5 min
SponsorUncommon Apothecary
Tim delivers an extended riff on anxiety, pharmaceuticals, and Jordan Peterson's Klonopin problems before pivoting into an Uncommon Apothecary CBD ad, complete with a fake grandparent testimonial that spirals into a story about satanic ritual murder.
- Tim claims appropriate anxiety stems from directionlessness and knowing something bad is coming.
- Successful people don't dwell in reality; they create their own and ignore facts and statistics.
- Klonopin and Xanax aren't solutions—Jordan Peterson ended up in rehab, and Little Xanax's family had to smuggle pills into Europe.
- Boomer parents paid doctors to shove Adderall down kids' throats instead of doing real behavioral therapy, creating actual problems.
- Tim's generation was fed pharmaceutical drugs by lazy, inadequate parents, now everyone's dick doesn't work because of anti-anxiety meds.
- CBD is hemp plant with less than 3% THC, not the psychoactive component—Tim's been sober eight years and endorses it.
- Double-blind studies show CBD reduces anxiety; Brenda Schwab gives it to his son for epilepsy, and it alleviates depression, pain, and sleep issues.
- Uncommon Apothecary products are third-party tested—Tim appreciates they don't trust their own people and post results to the site.
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