Buying a House Blind and the Legendary Brian Half

• 1:09:21Tim bought a house he'd never seen, driving to the closing with no pictures online.
• 1:09:44Brian Half was a legendary kid who drank constantly, fell all the time, and got into endless trouble.
• 1:10:22When Tim told Brian he was buying a house, Brian's response was just "you're doing good."
• 1:10:45Brian showed up at his house to grab his paycheck for more weed but found 48 missed calls—his brother's birthday party.
• 1:11:47Brian's mother opened the door to both of them stumbling around high, shook her head, and said "you're a disgrace."
• 1:12:30Brian's father came out and asked if they ever got tired of being total Franco's.
• 1:12:44Tim and Brian would get high in the newly bought house and watch Reno 911 repeatedly in a 1970s-decorated space with thick carpets.
• 1:13:19A huge raccoon lived in a tree outside the house and would paw at the door trying to get in, unafraid.
• 1:13:50Brian was a wild guy who pulled Tim into a decade of chaotic fun that some people never get out of their system.
• 1:14:10People who don't go through that wild phase often collapse into being boring NPCs, then flip out at 40 with a midlife crisis.

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