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The Rich Parents' Empty Offer to Stay for Six Months

from 165 - Please Come Kill Us · #165

3 min

Tim describes wealthy parents at his brunch show offering an empty gesture of a place to stay, and he and Ray fantasize about actually taking them up on it, moving in for six months, robbing them, and turning the visit into a chaotic sexual standoff.

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  • Tim's friend sent his wealthy parents to a brunch show at the Stand.
  • The father explains he and his wife love empty gestures and fantasize about calling people's bluffs when they make offers.
  • Tim describes what he would have done if he'd called their bluff about staying with them—showing up immediately with Ray for a minimum six-month stay.
  • The scenario of Tim and Ray showing up drunk and fighting at their house.
  • Tim and Ray would case the place for things to steal, debating what wealthy people actually keep in their homes.
  • Playing the long game versus the short game—Tim considers whether he should just make a direct grab instead.
  • What would happen if the rich parents got even crazier and called the bluff about sex, leading to both sides unable to back down.
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