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Manscaped: Balls Are the New Dick
from 163 - How To Be Popular · #163
3 min
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A sponsor read for Manscaped's Lawn Mower 2.0 trimmer and ball deodorant, riffing on the dangers of using old scissors or a butter knife to groom yourself and declaring that in the new enlightened era "balls are the new dick."
- Tim argues that balls, not dicks, are what women will care about in an enlightened era, and girls will identify as "balls only girls."
- He estimates six to eight percent of his audience is sexually active and needs to invest in grooming.
- Every gender identity needs the product because body hair exists on everybody and needs management.
- Tim describes the horror of having to quickly shave your balls before going to a topless place in case things work out.