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CEO Mentality and the Tropical Moon Resort Pitch (Wix)
from 163 - How To Be Popular · #163
4 min
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Tim declares himself a lifelong business strategist despite his financial failures and pitches an elaborate fantasy business: a tropical-themed luxury hotel resort built on the moon, tying it into a Wix website-building sponsor read.
- Tim claims his passion has always been business strategy, not comedy, and that he has a CEO mentality.
- When confronted with his track record of business failures, Tim rejects reality and says he creates his own reality as a businessman.
- He's working on a multi-platform, multi-dimensional business that will exist in several dimensions while everyone else remains earthbound.
- Tim introduces Wix as a tool for starting a website and pitches his actual business idea: a hotel on the moon.
- The hotel will be located on the moon, and he doesn't care about government permits—he'll bribe officials because he knows how that works.
- His moon hotel will have a tropical theme instead of a space theme, which he says will throw people off and set him apart from other moon hotels.
- The tropical moon resort will include cabanas and a wave pool, and Tim's giving away the wave pool concept for free because he's confident nobody can execute like he does.
- Tim explains that execution is what separates him from others, and the first step is having a website that lets people know about the moon hotel.