rant · moment 13 of 27
Song Land and Doja Cat's 'Juicy' Lyrics
from 162 - Assland · #162
7 min
Tim reads and mocks the lyrics to Doja Cat's 'Juicy' as an example of the caliber of songwriting NBC's new show Song Land will supposedly showcase, riffing extensively on 'booty,' 'plump,' and 'lunch.'
- Song Land is NBC's songwriting competition show that will own whatever songs it helps create.
- Doja Cat's 'Juicy' lyrics: 'I keep it juicy, I eat that lunch, she keep that booty plump.'
- Tim wants to see the behind-the-scenes look at the brilliant songwriters who came up with these lyrics.
- The entire song is about an ass, so they just have to describe an ass for the whole song.
- 'I eat that lunch' is clever because it suggests eating ass and also suggests she eats lunch so she keeps her ass fat.
- The lyrics sound like they were written by speech-to-text software that malfunctioned, picking up every third word.
- Tim questions what psychopaths think they're going to write songs like Juicy in NBC's competition.
- The judges include Ryan Tedder, Ester Dean, and Shane McAnally, who work with songwriters to create hits.
- No one cares about the lyrics—they don't even have to make sense; she could just say 'fat ass, juicy, fat ass.'
- The move now is to have a fat ass—that's how people get big; just have a fat ass with no cellulite and we'll write a song around it.
SonglandDoja CatKourtney KardashianCardi BShane McAnallyRyan TedderEster Dean