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The Redondo Beach Day That Got Him Banned From Your Mom's House
from 161 - The Los Angeles Liars · #161
12 min
Tim tells the long story of skipping town with Big Jay's girlfriend Christine Evans to Redondo Beach — the Toby Keith car ride, sneaking onto a public Trump golf course, a bathroom bit about pretending not to be there to do drugs — which caused him to no-call-no-show his scheduled Dr. Drew After Dark appearance, then post an Instagram beach story that exposed his "emergency" as a lie, likely getting him banned from the network.
- Christine Evans invites Tim to Redondo Beach to show him where she grew up, planning a swim and seafood lunch.
- Tim spends five and a half hours driving round trip for a forty-five minute dip in the ocean.
- Tim plays Toby Keith in the car; Christine criticizes his date music taste.
- Tim posts an Instagram story from a Redondo Beach peak claiming he went from living on a highway to breaking ground on a twenty-five million dollar state by listening to Gary Vaynerchuk.
- Christine suggests visiting a Trump golf course that's supposedly open to the public.
- Tim explains to Christine that Palos Verdes public is different from their public—the golf course is not interested in people like them.
- The best things at Venice Beach are bodybuilders with AIDS on Muscle Beach, all of whom have beaten AIDS through iron.
- Christine goes into the Trump golf course bathroom under the pretense of a fake question, just wanting to use the restroom like a crackhead.
- Tim receives an email from the Your Mom's House Network asking if he's finding his way and saying it's 4:08, but he's in the Trump bathroom and realizes he's supposed to be doing Dr. Drew at 4:00.
- Tim admits he did a no-call-no-show for the first time instead of calling out sick like he used to.
- Panicked on the Trump golf course toilet, Tim emails back immediately claiming an emergency, unaware he'd posted an Instagram story from the beach thirty minutes earlier.
- Tim is ashamed not because he lied, but because he didn't craft a good lie and didn't put care into it.
- Tim won't wonder why he never gets on Your Mom's House again—he'll remember the time he no-showed for Dr. Drew and emailed a fake excuse from the Trump bathroom toilet while Instagram showed him at the beach.
- People messaging Tim to suggest he do Your Mom's House can stop; if he doesn't do it, it's one hundred percent his fault and a bad move.
- Tim blames Christine Evans for ruining his life with the Redondo Beach trip.
Christine EvansDonald TrumpYour Mom's HouseToby KeithDr. DrewGary VaynerchukRedondo BeachVenicePalos Verdes