rant · moment 20 of 25
Teaching Kids to Be Popular
from 160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car · #160
2 min
Tim announces a planned episode teaching unpopular kids a checklist for popularity, arguing high school status determines life far more than the movies suggest.
- Good-looking and stupid is the best combination because you don't know what you don't know.
- Tim announces an upcoming episode teaching kids how to be popular to prevent school shootings and improv troupe recruitment.
- High school matters for everything; college is a lie, and losers in high school mostly stay losers their entire lives.
- Nerds and losers write all the fantasy stories about ugly girls getting hot and falling in love with gun instructors.
- Being popular is about not giving a fuck what people think while also caring what they think—it requires understanding paradox.