rant · moment 3 of 25
Seal Cove and Fat Americans Feeling Better
from 160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car · #160
2 min
Tim describes visiting Seal Cove in San Diego, joking that tourists go there to feel thinner next to sea lions, and riffs on drunk girls getting bitten while taking selfies with the animals.
- San Diego has a beach full of seals and sea lions where fat Americans go to feel better about their own weight.
- Sea lions carry their weight better than Americans and usually look much better-looking, which is just a fact.
- When a 2,000-pound sea lion stands next to an obese American, you'd need a hippopotamus or rhinoceros to make the person look small by comparison.
- College girls from La Jolla supposedly run down to the beach at night to cradle and pet the sea lions for Instagram pictures.
- Every now and then a seal or sea lion takes a bite out of a girl's arm while she's trying to get a selfie.