Dick Size, Steak Metaphors, and the Manscaped Photo Contest

• 1:26:14Dick size doesn't matter as much as people obsess about it, unless a product advertises on the show.
• 1:26:55Tim compares genital grooming to taking pride in a small, immaculate yard—it's about maintenance, not size.
• 1:27:28Steak metaphors for penis size: maybe you have a ribeye, maybe a petite filet mignon, maybe a big porterhouse.
• 1:27:47Some guys have huge dicks and waste their potential playing with them instead of developing other skills.
• 1:28:41Women want soft, moisturized balls—this is the health and wellness content the show was aiming for.
• 1:29:16Tim announces a Manscaped photo contest: send before and after pictures, the show will judge grooming, not size.
• 1:30:03Especially for fat people, this product is non-negotiable; nobody wants disgusting pubic hair.
• 1:30:36Incels in the audience lose their minds when Tim compliments other women, taking it as a personal attack.
• 1:31:01Guys spending all their time with other men while hating gay people should just accept what they are instead of wasting time.
• 1:31:41It's 2019 and everybody is having fun, whether you have a penis, a vagina, or some other configuration.

ManscapedWhitney CummingsNurelco