ad · moment 18 of 30
Wix.com and the Website That Could Save a School Shooter
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9 min
SponsorWix
An extended, increasingly absurd Wix.com ad in which Tim insists everyone needs a website to be validated as a person, escalating into dark jokes about hospitals checking websites instead of insurance and embedding bestiality videos.
- Tim argues that people in dark places need to find your website to be inspired and potentially avoid committing violent acts.
- A well-designed Wix site with templates, drag-and-drop technology, and social media links could prevent someone from shooting up their school.
- Tim claims that just having a website makes you a leader, regardless of what it's about.
- Example of a clown's website with testimonials from families, one of whom now has a restraining order against their child for leading a local militia.
- Hospitals should check for websites instead of insurance cards when admitting patients.
- The Tim Dillon Show inspires people to create families, businesses, and art, sometimes just by hearing about websites.
- North Korea doesn't have websites and is a totalitarian state—get your own website before they ban them here.
- Your website could be anything—Tim refuses to tell you what, though he mentions it could theoretically be the Daily Stormer or feature Mr. Hands videos.
- Wix promotion offering 10% off premium plans through Tim Dillon's website, which he defends as a reasonable discount despite his hunger and low blood sugar.
- Life is a war and going to war without a website is like walking in unprepared—get the website even though you're going to fail anyway.