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Wix.com and the Website That Could Save a School Shooter

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An extended, increasingly absurd Wix.com ad in which Tim insists everyone needs a website to be validated as a person, escalating into dark jokes about hospitals checking websites instead of insurance and embedding bestiality videos.

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  • Tim argues that people in dark places need to find your website to be inspired and potentially avoid committing violent acts.
  • A well-designed Wix site with templates, drag-and-drop technology, and social media links could prevent someone from shooting up their school.
  • Tim claims that just having a website makes you a leader, regardless of what it's about.
  • Example of a clown's website with testimonials from families, one of whom now has a restraining order against their child for leading a local militia.
  • Hospitals should check for websites instead of insurance cards when admitting patients.
  • The Tim Dillon Show inspires people to create families, businesses, and art, sometimes just by hearing about websites.
  • North Korea doesn't have websites and is a totalitarian state—get your own website before they ban them here.
  • Your website could be anything—Tim refuses to tell you what, though he mentions it could theoretically be the Daily Stormer or feature Mr. Hands videos.
  • Wix promotion offering 10% off premium plans through Tim Dillon's website, which he defends as a reasonable discount despite his hunger and low blood sugar.
  • Life is a war and going to war without a website is like walking in unprepared—get the website even though you're going to fail anyway.
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