rant · moment 8 of 27
Long Island: The Charmless White Trash Capital
from 157 - Cancel Your Family · #157
4 min
An extended rant arguing Long Island produces the most charmless, skill-less version of white trash in America, tying into the Bagel Boss archetype of a guy who starts fights he can't finish.
- Tim went to a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut alone for dinner while his aunt Donna waited in the car reading.
- His message about leaving family and friends has inspired people to cut ties with relatives holding them back.
- Boomers are the most selfish generation ever, caring nothing for their children and creating all modern problems.
- Parents in that era were always on the phone, absent and glued to TV, feeding their kids fast food instead of engaging with them.
- Tim eats out alone regularly and finds it empowering, part of owning your own life and being in control.
- He told Andrew Santino that Domino's pizza isn't good, prompting Tim to call him a Hollywood elitist and claim he's a man of the people.
- The Taco Bell and KFC combo at that location is wild, though Pizza Hut's warm cheesy goodness makes the location worthwhile.
- Pizza Hut stopped serving supreme pizzas because everyone's too lazy to put green peppers on them, which is a whole problem.
BoomersGary VaynerchukPizza HutAndrew SantinoGeorge W. BushDonna