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BetterHelp and the Fake Licensed Counselors
from 157 - Cancel Your Family · #157
6 min
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A long, drifting sponsor read for BetterHelp where Tim questions whether their counselors are really licensed, compares it to jerking off during a call, and defends running the ad by analogizing to Denny's and Friday's commercials.
- BetterHelp claims all counselors are licensed, then walks it back; Tim argues licensing doesn't matter much because counseling isn't hard and most licensed counselors are stupid anyway.
- Tim compares online counseling to a dating site where you might jerk off while calling someone to discuss your problems.
- The whole counseling industry is a scam; psychiatry and psychology are real, but counseling is fake—counselors just took a two-week certificate course, maybe after committing home invasions last year.
- Tim acknowledges people have messaged him saying BetterHelp actually worked for them, which he can't explain away.
- He refuses to blame TV shows for advertising Denny's after seeing violent incidents there, or to call Oprah when he found hair in his French onion soup at Friday's.
- There are two sides to every story: your side and the side that pays him money, and he has to listen to both.
- Tim won't advertise scams that haven't done a good job disguising themselves, and BetterHelp hasn't disguised it well enough.
- Serious psychological conditions require an actual counselor, but if you just want to masturbate over the phone without getting in trouble, go to BetterHelp.
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