rant · moment 11 of 27
Dad's New Cottage and the Epstein Townhouse Video
from 157 - Cancel Your Family · #157
3 min
Tim describes his father and stepmother's new Long Island Sound cottage purchase amid her performative politics, leading into a story about filming a video at Jeffrey Epstein's townhouse and imagining Epstein's reaction in prison.
- Tim and crew filmed a video and then visited the prison holding El Chapo and Jeffrey Epstein.
- A guy at the prison window was scratching on it with his fingernails and peering through the blinds—the creepiest thing they saw.
- A crazy guy approached them and said, 'This is the last time you'll ever get to talk to me.'
- When Tim asked the security guard if Epstein was inside, the guy got excited that they were visiting—nobody ever comes to the prison.
- The guard joked he'd love to put his mother-in-law in the Metropolitan Detention Center.
- Tim sent Christoph, who helps with the YouTube channel, to scout the prison instead, figuring if someone was going to get shot it should be him.
- Tim almost walked up to the Metropolitan Detention Center carrying a 'Free Jeffrey' sign they'd made for a video.
- He realized approaching a maximum-security facility with that sign would get him shot, and no one would care.