rant · moment 10 of 27

The Vegan Woman and the Sour Cream Burrito

from 157 - Cancel Your Family · #157

6 min

A detailed story about confronting an obese 'vegan' woman at Taco Bell who complained about sour cream on her burrito, followed by a riff on Long Island insurance scammers harassing Hurricane Sandy victims.

In this bit9 moments
  • Tim cross-examines a fat woman claiming to be vegan who would have devoured the whole burrito.
  • She's a fat medical biller sitting in an industrial park in Commack, harassing people who can't pay their bills.
  • After Hurricane Sandy, insurance companies hired collectors to threaten elderly people into repaying overpaid claims.
  • Thousands of Long Islanders showed up for jobs browbeating World War Two generation survivors in their newly rebuilt homes.
  • Long Island deserves Sandy and nine more hurricanes as biblical reckoning for its moral bankruptcy.
  • Tim's father and stepmother bought a second home on Long Island Sound despite representing the generation destroying civilization.
  • His father texts photos of sunsets at their new cottage while his wife complains about immigrants and Trump.
  • Tim and Ben flew out to see the cottage, which he compares to touring Jeffrey Epstein's townhouse.
  • Tim and Ben visited a prison, which he's about to describe.
Mentioned here

Jeffrey EpsteinLong IslandHurricane SandyJoe RoganCommack

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