rant · moment 10 of 27
The Vegan Woman and the Sour Cream Burrito
from 157 - Cancel Your Family · #157
6 min
A detailed story about confronting an obese 'vegan' woman at Taco Bell who complained about sour cream on her burrito, followed by a riff on Long Island insurance scammers harassing Hurricane Sandy victims.
- Tim cross-examines a fat woman claiming to be vegan who would have devoured the whole burrito.
- She's a fat medical biller sitting in an industrial park in Commack, harassing people who can't pay their bills.
- After Hurricane Sandy, insurance companies hired collectors to threaten elderly people into repaying overpaid claims.
- Thousands of Long Islanders showed up for jobs browbeating World War Two generation survivors in their newly rebuilt homes.
- Long Island deserves Sandy and nine more hurricanes as biblical reckoning for its moral bankruptcy.
- Tim's father and stepmother bought a second home on Long Island Sound despite representing the generation destroying civilization.
- His father texts photos of sunsets at their new cottage while his wife complains about immigrants and Trump.
- Tim and Ben flew out to see the cottage, which he compares to touring Jeffrey Epstein's townhouse.
- Tim and Ben visited a prison, which he's about to describe.