rant · moment 19 of 20

Closing Riff: Proud to Live in a Country Run by Satanic Pedophiles

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3 min

A closing rant tying together the episode's themes, mocking patriotism in light of the Epstein revelations, capped by a mock Fourth of July anthem bit about Clinton's denials.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim wraps up the show, noting the audience enjoys it because the hosts are careful and cautious.
  • Tim says he's proud to live in a country run by satanic pedophiles, black magic wizards, corrupt oligarchs, and literal demons.
  • An ex-president celebrated the Fourth of July and then denied being on the pedophile island days later.
  • The denial includes claims of only being on the plane four times and having a quick meeting in Harlem.
  • The president insists his crimes against children were not involved with Clinton Foundation work and claims his accuser enjoyed it.
  • F-15s fly over the Super Bowl as Tim signs off and announces upcoming tour dates.

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