rant · moment 8 of 20
Uncle Stan, the Racist, Restaurant-Banned Gay Family Friend
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3 min
Tim describes his 83-year-old unofficial 'Uncle Stan,' a sassy, offensive antiques dealer banned from restaurants, leading into a riff about trashy people who eat out constantly.
- Uncle Stan, an 83-year-old gay family friend who inserted himself into Tim's childhood and has been banned from numerous restaurants.
- Stan gets banned for speaking fake Spanish, making sexual comments to restaurant staff, and making racist generalizations about their ethnicities.
- Tim describes Stan threatening hosts with the Better Business Bureau and demanding quick seating while insulting them as a diabetic.
- Tim argues he has no interest in people who don't cause trouble in restaurants, saying they're not his people.
- Tim's mother never cooked and ate out for every meal, which Tim identifies as a trait of trash people with money.
Uncle StanJack Nicholson