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Prime Male Ad: Bestiality Tangent Into Delay Spray
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7 min
SponsorDelay Spray
A sponsor read for Prime Male/delay spray spirals through riffs on people being 'good at things,' a bestiality tangent, and a long dark fantasy about a deadbeat husband trapping his wife with a hard dick thanks to delay spray.
- Tim opens with a riff about people being good at different things, steering toward those naturally gifted at sex.
- Bestiality tangent: Tim insists he doesn't support it, but argues some animals don't care and might even enjoy it.
- Tim pivots the bestiality concern into a pitch for Premature male delay spray—you wouldn't want a soft dick if you were doing this.
- Statistical joke: men take 5.5 minutes to climax versus 18 for women, then asks how long a Shiba Inu takes.
- Tim describes Premature as a doctor-developed spray designed to bridge the orgasm gap and claims the Gas Digital crew all tested it.
- Long rant: Tim details the kind of mediocre, unfaithful, creepy man who uses delay spray to trap a woman into marriage despite having nothing to offer.
- Tim describes a wife wishing her husband would die at Disney World during a meltdown, seeing it as the only escape from her trapped life.
- The punchline: the wife got trapped because the delay spray made him seem like a good man, and now she's stuck with him forever.