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Tony the Ex-Call-Girl Mom Buys Bongs and Drops Wisdom

from 154 - The 3 AM Episode · #154

5 min

A friend's mother, a former high-priced call girl with multiple names, drives eighth graders to a head shop while drunk, advises them to say 'I treat myself real good' about masturbating, and dances on acid outside their door.

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  • Tim recalls a woman giving him and his friend unsolicited sex advice in eighth grade, telling them to say 'I treat myself real good' when asked if they're sexually active.
  • The encounter was so absurd that Tim and his friend collapsed laughing on the kitchen floor, then got yelled at by a half-tongued neighbor named Uncle Rick.
  • Months later, Tim and a friend took acid at the same woman's house while others wanted to go out; they preferred staying in what felt like a resort.
  • While tripping, the woman burst into the room doing the funky chicken dance and speaking like Uncle Rick, then told them they'd never know if it actually happened.
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