rant · moment 2 of 22
The White Pie, Barbecue Chicken Pizza, and Lactaid
from 154 - The 3 AM Episode · #154
5 min
He riffs on ordering cocaine as a 'white pie,' the correct way to make barbecue chicken pizza with open pit sauce, and drinking Lactaid with a friend as a kid.
- White pie was slang for cocaine in his neighborhood growing up.
- Tim explains how gourmet pizza with exotic toppings wasn't part of his upbringing—it was just pizza or cocaine.
- An eight ball is 3.5 grams of cocaine, which he hasn't done in seven or eight years.
- Tim and his friend would order drugs and also request actual food from the same place, asking the dealer to make stuffed shells first.
- They'd order weed on top of a barbecue chicken pizza from that pizzeria.
- Tim details the proper barbecue chicken pizza: breaded chopped chicken cutlets tossed in Open Pit barbecue sauce on regular red-sauce pizza, served warm but not reheated.
- His friend's mother was lactose intolerant and used Lactaid, which they called 'tade' and drank—it tasted like gelatin and was disgusting.