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The White Pie, Barbecue Chicken Pizza, and Lactaid

from 154 - The 3 AM Episode · #154

5 min

He riffs on ordering cocaine as a 'white pie,' the correct way to make barbecue chicken pizza with open pit sauce, and drinking Lactaid with a friend as a kid.

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  • White pie was slang for cocaine in his neighborhood growing up.
  • Tim explains how gourmet pizza with exotic toppings wasn't part of his upbringing—it was just pizza or cocaine.
  • An eight ball is 3.5 grams of cocaine, which he hasn't done in seven or eight years.
  • Tim and his friend would order drugs and also request actual food from the same place, asking the dealer to make stuffed shells first.
  • They'd order weed on top of a barbecue chicken pizza from that pizzeria.
  • Tim details the proper barbecue chicken pizza: breaded chopped chicken cutlets tossed in Open Pit barbecue sauce on regular red-sauce pizza, served warm but not reheated.
  • His friend's mother was lactose intolerant and used Lactaid, which they called 'tade' and drank—it tasted like gelatin and was disgusting.
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Kurt Metzger

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