rant · moment 12 of 22
Summer Camp Poverty, the Sprinkle Cup Incident, and Bus Driver Ronnie
from 154 - The 3 AM Episode · #154
5 min
Tim describes being sent to a cheap school recreation program instead of camp, getting suspended for taking extra sprinkle cups and making a lunch lady cry, and messing with a hated bus driver named Ronnie.
- Bus driver Ronnie would illegally let Tim out during lunch recess when he yelled there was a fire, and she never questioned it.
- Tim got suspended for in-school detention for being rude and inappropriately demanding to staff in the lunchroom.
- Lunch ladies are often frustratingly stupid, even as a child Tim found them offensively dumb in many cases.
- A Czechoslovakian lunch lady started crying and wailing after Tim took extra sprinkle cups beyond his allocation.
- All the other lunch shades ran to comfort the crying woman and brought Tim to the principal, claiming he made her cry.
- Tim argues the only logical response would have been to beat both the lunch lady and him, not interrupt the principal.
- His advice: if you invest in your kids, send them to a real school, not a summer camp where they'll meet future overdose victims.
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