rant · moment 15 of 15
Closing Riff: Contempt for Everyone Except the True Fan
from 151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber · #151
3 min
Tim closes by clarifying an earlier 'I respect everybody' line was insincere, describes his contempt for people in general, then delivers a direct, over-the-top address of love to whoever is truly listening before signing off.
- A comic said 'when people copy me, you know what I say? Thanks' — Tim can't tell if it was serious or joking.
- Tim claims he respects everybody, immediately backtracks and admits he means nothing of it.
- A comic asked Tim last night how he posts on Instagram with such confidence; Tim replied he looks at people like animals because he has contempt for all of them.
- The only exception: whoever is listening to this show right now is a gift from God, designed by Jesus Christ.
- Everyone else is a flaming pile of dog shit Tim wants to see dismembered on television, or a streaming service, or social media.