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George H.W. Bush's Funeral as a Demon Ritual, and Charlie Kirk Fantasy Interview
from 151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber · #151
6 min
Tim riffs on watching Bush's funeral as if politicians are ancient demons sustained by children's pineal glands, then imagines what would happen if Charlie Kirk came on his show and he brought up the Bush family's alleged crimes, plus Ann Coulter's flip-flopping opinions on the CIA/FBI.
- Tim describes watching George H.W. Bush's funeral as a demon ritual, with barely-alive figures eulogizing him after consuming pineal glands.
- He interrupts himself to ask why Comedy Central hasn't given him a shot, expressing confusion about his appeal.
- Everything about George H.W. Bush's life and most powerful people's lives is fiction perpetuated by media.
- Congressmen and senators never help their constituents because they're compromised, blackmailed, bought and sold.
- Tim laughs at people shocked you can be thrown away—you're not essential to the operation, someone's always waiting in the wings.
- When a political figure claims they'll start a comedy show on their own website, Tim corrects them: you were always just a comedian, not actually important.
- The media and political theater has gotten harder to control now that monopoly networks are gone, so they hold auditions and run field tests.
- The system worked when all major networks existed and powerful people went to the same schools and lived in same communities.
- Tim segues to Charlie Kirk, claiming people on his show don't know why he's not a woke social justice type.
- He's had guests credibly accuse the Bush family of Kennedy's murder, drug trafficking, human trafficking, and overthrowing elected governments.
- Conservative and right-wing figures are clowns saying whatever they need to say for money—they're failed actors with bad teeth who couldn't make it in Hollywood.
- Ann Coulter went 180 degrees on her views: once supported CIA and Iraq War, now opposes them—these people don't care about values, only relevance and visibility.
- Talking heads don't believe in anything; their only value is relevance—getting on bestseller lists, the right TV shows, the right cocktail parties.
- Don't come at Tim claiming he doesn't care while accusing him of wanting fame—you're psychopaths if you do that.
George H. W. BushBush familyAnn CoulterComedy CentralCharlie Kirk