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Hot Cousins, Game of Thrones Throne Predictions, and Incest Riff

from 147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken) · #147

8 min

Closing riff covering Avengers: Endgame runtime, Game of Thrones throne predictions and defending Cersei, then a long extended bit about being willing to sleep with a hot cousin or hot dad, capped by a real childhood story about an odd 'playing army' incident with a cousin.

In this bit12 moments
  • Tim watched Avengers Endgame with his wife and kids and says it's very good but way too long.
  • Movies should be made seven hours long because Americans have nothing to do on weekends anyway.
  • Game of Thrones discussion: Tim is digging the current season and wants Jon Snow on the Iron Throne.
  • Tim can't remember the character he wants on the throne and realizes it's not a guy—he means Cersei.
  • Tim argues Cersei gets no support just because she's a woman, but she's attractive and that should matter.
  • Incest riff begins: Tim says if he had a hot cousin who wanted to sleep with him, he would absolutely do it without hesitation.
  • Tim doubles down: if he had a hot cousin, he'd even adopt a kid with her and doesn't understand people's weirdness about family relationships.
  • Co-host objects to the cousin idea; Tim insists it's about a hot cousin that wants him, and he'd be into it.
  • Tim pivots to hypothetical about a rich, attractive older man with money and a Cadillac, claiming he'd engage sexually with an attractive father figure.
  • Tim acknowledges people finding his podcast from serious episodes will hear him saying he'd sleep with a hot cousin and won't understand.
  • Tim admits he actually has a hot cousin and it was a real struggle growing up not to put out romantic vibes.
  • Tim describes childhood incident at grandmother's house where he and his cousin played army and set up to bring girls to separate twin beds upstairs.
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