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Moonlight's Beach Hand Job and Modern Guys Who Can't Get Hard

from 147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken) · #147

3 min

Riff on the movie Moonlight's beach scene, porn-induced erectile problems in young men, and a bizarre stomach-grabbing screaming fetish encounter.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim recalls religious upbringing and the idea that pornography was responsible for erectile dysfunction in modern men.
  • A man once grabbed Tim's stomach and screamed during an encounter, which Tim initially thought was an episode before learning it was a fetish.
  • Love Simon should have ended with that kind of disturbing, visceral scene instead of a heartwarming conclusion.
  • Tim criticizes movies that always have to make you feel warm and fuzzy—everything should acknowledge that nothing is going to be okay.
  • If he made Love Simon with a scene of someone grabbing his stomach and screaming, audiences would leave with no idea what happened.
  • Tim theorizes that many guys he hooked up with were molested young because they were attracted to his body type.
  • People learn sexuality in a certain context when young and want to reinstall that context during sex later on.
  • Modern dudes not being able to get hard is the real problem, and Bluetooth ads are placed awkwardly during this discussion.
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