rant · moment 13 of 17
The Smiley Face Killer Podcast Grift
from 147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken) · #147
8 min
Tangent about true crime shows like Oxygen exploiting cold cases like the 'smiley face killer' for ratings rather than actually helping find killers, plus riffing on secretly bisexual guys among friend groups.
- Tim pitches a smiley face killer podcast grift idea and complains he'd make no revenue from it when it breaks.
- He tried to get the detectives on his show to raise awareness, but they only cared about their oxygen show's second season.
- Tim mocks fat women detectives on oxygen folding laundry and eating Halo Top while cracking the case.
- Discussion of gay men not coming out or just living as bisexual without declaring their sexuality.
- Tim explains he has to come out as gay every single stand-up set when it's a headlining show.
- Some gay comics never have to come out on stage because people just know they're cool.
- Tim talks about a guy he knows who gets blown by dudes periodically.
- The guy claims his girlfriend knows about it and he just does it when he's drinking.
- Tim's theory that in any friend group of six or more, one of those dudes has done something sexual with another guy.
- Tim disputes being called a sex addict because he's not thorough enough, comparing it to his past drug addiction.
- He describes living with his grandmother and having a 19-year-old kid come over.
- Story about Cheryl from church who was hellfire and brimstone, telling kids their dogs don't go to heaven.
- Cheryl told a divorced kid he'd go to hell, prompting Tim's grandmother to tell her to lighten up.
- Tim had a 19-year-old come over while living with his grandmother.