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Brittany Murphy, Kathy Griffin's Thieving Husband, and Andy Jacobson Won't Come On
from The Advocate · #143
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
6 minTim discusses Brittany Murphy and her boyfriend's mysterious deaths (allegedly at the hands of her mother), Kathy Griffin's husband embezzling from her for 20 years while she chased fame, and laments that high-profile guests like Andy Jacobson (author of The Pentagon's Brain) won't appear on the show.
- 1:13:40Kathy Griffin's husband told her he'd do fine in jail, and she realized he's already living in a prison with her.
- 1:14:11Tim wants Kathy Griffin on the show to have it out, but she won't do it.
- 1:14:22Andy Jacobson, who wrote The Pentagon's Brain about DARPA, also refuses to appear.
- 1:14:43Tim claims everything he does is written by Harvard-educated liberals concerned with global warming, racial justice, and trans rights.
- 1:15:10Those Harvard writers believe all religions except Islam and Scientology are stupid and a waste of time.
- 1:15:43Brittany Murphy's death circumstances get discussed before moving to ad reads.
- 1:16:00Tim makes an aggressive pitch for Bear Mountain Maple Syrup, threatening that the show won't continue without listener purchases.
- 1:16:39The sponsors are limited to dick pills, maple syrup, and CBD products—nothing mainstream like QuickBooks or Blue Apron.
- 1:17:25Tim offers to permit a genocide in Venezuela if listeners buy the maple syrup.
- 1:18:02Pancakes have an 80% success rate when ordered out, waffles 50%, and French toast only 20%.
- 1:18:27Brittany Murphy died from pneumonia, iron deficiency, anemia, and multiple prescription drug intoxication.
- 1:19:01The theory that Brittany Murphy's mother killed both her and her father, who died two weeks later, gets discussed as more interesting than natural causes.
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