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Dream Lives: New Orleans French Quarter vs. Nuclear Dictator

from The Advocate · #143

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3 min

Devin describes his ideal life living in New Orleans's French Quarter or Garden District to walk and drink; Tim counters that his dream is being the nuclear-armed dictator of a small country running his own state TV content empire.

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  • 1:10:31Tim's perfect life includes a house in New Orleans, specifically the French Quarter where he can walk and drink.
  • 1:10:59He describes the appeal of the French Quarter as stepping through vomit while hearing jazz music, drawn to the city's decay.
  • 1:11:30Tim's actual dream: being a nuclear dictator of a small country who runs the state TV and constantly produces content.
  • 1:12:14As dictator, he'd want to date Instagram influencers and young hot vine stars.
  • 1:12:53He brings up Kathy Griffin's husband, who embezzled money from her for 20 years while she was chasing recognition from Andy Cohen.
  • 1:13:22You don't get a happy marriage if every minute is dedicated to attracting a fanbase and getting recognized by strangers.
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New OrleansKathy GriffinBrittany MurphyMichael JacksonAndy Cohen

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