rant · moment 13 of 19
Gary Vaynerchuk Quote Roundup
from The Advocate · #143
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
7 minTim reads a series of actual Gary Vaynerchuk motivational quotes aloud and demolishes each one as meaningless hustle-porn nonsense, riffing on absurd scenarios (diabetes, prison, death row) where the advice fails to apply.
- 56:30Gary Vee is best friends with every billionaire who started a company but somehow wasn't involved in any of them.
- 56:54Tim reads Gary Vee quotes and notes that people pay money for this advice.
- 57:06The quote 'stop hanging around people who don't want to win' would be better if it just ended after 'stop hanging around people.'
- 57:19Tim calls Gary Vee a retard for claiming there's not a single winner on Earth that took it easy.
- 57:55Gary Vee is described as a guy who masturbates to torture porn on the dark web and cannot come unless someone is losing consciousness.
- 58:21Tim identifies 'Ideas are shit. Execution is the game' as the real quote that explains all the others.
- 58:53Tim performs a dialogue with an imaginary Gary Vee, asking specific questions about what to do while Gary responds with empty motivational platitudes.
- 1:00:17These psychopaths doing really well now inundate people with the idea that they need to go out and crush it without anyone knowing what they're actually crushing.
- 1:01:05Gary Vee sells nothing to people who buy it because they want the idea that they're going to be successful.
- 1:02:36Most people are like Jordan Belfort from the Wolf of Wall Street now, just on lower levels—YouTube and Vine stars would be him if they had a phone.
- 1:02:55Jordan Belfort at least had to show up to work in order to rob people and was selling a real fake thing.
- 1:03:08Tim concludes this is where society is at now, and he's not advocating anything, just sitting back watching the show.
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