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Pitching His Life Story: Mortgage Fraud and the 2008 Crash

from The Advocate · #143

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8 min

Tim describes pitching a show based on his time as a closeted addict selling subprime mortgages in 2009, explaining in detail how Alt-A loans, adjustable rates, and equity-tapping worked, and arguing that most "victims" of the mortgage crisis were actually scammers themselves, including his own $600k no-income loan.

In this bit10 moments
  • 17:44Tim pitches a show about his life as a closeted drunk cocaine addict selling mortgages in 2009.
  • 18:32Hollywood executives and their agents are a specific type of person, generally ones rejected by Goldman Sachs.
  • 19:45Tim bought a $600,000 house with 106% financing and no income or assets, just a good credit score.
  • 20:34The entire show is about the disaster and tragedy of his life stemming from that mortgage.
  • 21:01People who got mortgages they couldn't afford were handed money they shouldn't have had, not historical victims.
  • 21:53A dishwasher on salary shouldn't buy a $750,000 house because basic math and logic weren't explained to them.
  • 22:28Subprime mortgages let borrowers state their income without proof and get adjustable rates that would reset.
  • 22:58When housing stopped appreciating, people couldn't refinance anymore because there was no equity to tap.
  • 23:37Alt A loans were given to people with good credit who wanted to buy investment properties or second homes.
  • 24:14People thought they were real estate moguls when they bought properties with no money down, letting renters pay the mortgage.
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