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Everyone's Faking Being Sick (Including Him)
from Jeffrey Epstein's Go Fund Me · #139
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3 minTim rants that no one is actually sick, mocking co-host Nick's flu absence, contrasting his hardworking immigrant grandparents with his father who milked sickness, and his mother who worked through cracked-out exhaustion until she lost her mind.
- 0:50Nobody's ever sick — Tim claims he's called out sick 80 or 90 times this year despite never actually being ill.
- 1:05People should go to work instead of spreading flu excuses; they're enabling harm by not showing up.
- 1:41Everyone uses the flu in winter and allergies in spring as cover to avoid obligations.
- 1:59Tim questions whether he's the only liar about sickness, or if most people are equally dishonest.
- 2:32His grandmother and grandfather always showed up to work no matter what they had.
- 2:49Tim's mother worked every day without time off, but went insane later in life from the stress.
- 3:00She showed up at 5 a.m. cracked out to supervise elderly Jewish people doing water aerobics.
- 3:28He's doing the show solo because Nick Mullen and others called out sick with the flu.