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Holiday Greetings and the Worst Dunkin Donuts Coffee Ever

from Bavarian Cream Pie · #127

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Tim wishes everyone happy holidays across religions, then launches into a rant about getting a terrible cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee at Grand Central, comparing it unfavorably to Starbucks.

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  • 0:31Holiday greetings to listeners worldwide, acknowledging Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan.
  • 1:10Tim got coffee at Dunkin Donuts in Grand Central and describes it as the worst coffee imaginable—hot milk water with no discernible coffee taste.
  • 1:38People defend Dunkin as unpretentious coffee, but Tim argues it's worse than deli coffee and wouldn't be drinkable even as leftover work pot coffee.
  • 2:07For $2.50, that quality is inexcusable, and Starbucks genuinely makes better coffee despite some people's resistance to admitting it.
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