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The Columbia Physics Student's 'We Built the Modern World' Rant
from No Fat Nazis · #126
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5 minDiscussion of Julian von Abele, a Columbia physics student who went viral for a rant claiming Europeans built the modern world, including his alt-right fanbase buying his physics book; Tim and Ray riff by parodying the rant themselves and debate whether white people invented civilization, colonialism, and exploitation.
- 13:20Physics major at Columbia went on a rant about Europeans building the modern world.
- 13:50Tim notes the student's name, Julian Von Abellie, is a perfect alt-right name.
- 14:22Video plays: student rants that Europeans invented science, industry, and saved billions from starvation.
- 15:05Tim compares the student's performance favorably to Ray's bombing at a winery gig with a Black audience.
- 15:38Tim recalls a stand-up bit about nationalism where the comedian says he didn't invent anything, just got drunk.
- 16:13Student is clearly drunk and making his point with no nuance.
- 16:56Tim argues the claim that only white people invented useful things is insane, citing algebra from Baghdad.
- 17:21The last thousand years of Western civilization were built on exploitation, mercantilism, slavery, and colonialism.
- 18:07Tim notes that nobody has done enough work to dismantle the systems of oppression white people put in place.
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