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Justice Kump Testifies: The Catering Confession
from Time To Retire · #116
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
2 minA parody bit in which Ray Kump plays a Brett Kavanaugh-like 'Justice Kump' confessing to bizarre incidents at a party while catering, including force-feeding a woman and exposing himself, framed as a mock confirmation hearing.
- 0:34Tim recounts being a caterer at a party who forcibly fed a girl he thought was anorexic, covering her mouth until she promised to eat.
- 1:09Justice Kump is reported to have exposed himself in the hall before arriving, which he claims was an attempt to lighten the mood.
- 1:21Tim predicts Kump will be confirmed despite lacking any merit, simply based on a feeling.
- 2:02Tim defends Avenatti's record despite his reputation as the porn lawyer, noting he was proven right with his client.
- 2:23Tim declares himself the true north of America during the Justice Kump bit.
Michael AvenattiJulie SweatnickStormy DanielsSteve BannonBill Maher