Interview · moment 16 of 18
Wishing Pedogate Away and the KFC Featherless Chicken Myth
from Tin Foil Hat and Tim at Skankfest · #105
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2 minGuest
Sam explains he wishes Pedogate specifically weren't true because it's the saddest conspiracy, contrasted with a lighter theory that KFC uses genetically deformed featherless chickens.
- 53:44Tim explains why he doesn't want pedogate to be true — it's sad — but wishes people would acknowledge it happens so they'd stop treating it as a bipartisan issue and actually prevent it.
- 54:00He mocks Sam's suggestion that eating assholes could bring the country together on infrastructure, comparing it to the idea that child abuse might inspire bipartisan action.
- 54:25Left and right both deny parts of the problem: the left dismisses it as a QAnon conspiracy, the right only believes the left does it and avoids discussing the Franklin scandal.
- 54:45The right worries about Pizzagate but dismisses border issues as a Soros thing, then contradicts itself by saying Obama did it too — treating the abuse selectively based on politics.
- 55:07Tim pivots to the KFC featherless chicken conspiracy: the idea that KFC doesn't serve real chicken because they're legally barred from growing feathers, so they force-feed blind birds instead.
- 55:25He wishes they could have the KFC chicken conspiracy be true instead, while kids don't get fucked, and declares he thinks the chicken story actually is true.
KFCBarack ObamaGeorge SorosChris HardwickFranklin scandal