Interview · moment 13 of 18

Alien Anal Probing and Midwestern Ass Theory

from Tin Foil Hat and Tim at Skankfest · #105

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2 min

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A crowd Q&A on aliens turns into a bit about why aliens supposedly prefer probing Midwestern ass over San Francisco ass, plus a joke about gay-marrying an illegal alien to help him get a green card.

In this bit8 moments
  • 42:17Tim asks what it is about Midwestern man ass that aliens love to probe.
  • 42:28Midwestern ass is the best because it doesn't know what to do—it puckers, opens, closes, looks like an alien.
  • 42:41San Francisco ass is a bowling ball that gets dragged around the floor; nobody cares about that.
  • 42:55Audience member says he's into aliens fucking him and offers to provide an address.
  • 43:10Tim suggests gay marrying an illegal alien at Skankfest and testing it out with a busser upstairs.
  • 43:35Tim explains why he finds UFO information hard to connect to compared to tangible conspiracy claims like JFK.
  • 44:10If powerful people were fucking kids, they'd blame it on aliens instead of taking the fall themselves.
  • 44:21The convenient cover story: these aliens are fucking these kids, not us.
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