rant · moment 10 of 18
Flat Earth, Joe Rogan, and Why None of It Matters at Taco Bell
from Tin Foil Hat and Tim at Skankfest · #105
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4 minSam defends Joe Rogan against pedo-gay grouping, argues conspiracy theorists shouldn't be required to agree on everything, and lands on his stance that flat earth doesn't matter because nobody asks about it in a Taco Bell drive-thru.
- 29:26Tim runs away from Joe Rogan whenever he sees him at the store, despite Joe being his friend.
- 29:50Tim says he gets called a gay Jewish shill constantly, despite not being Jewish.
- 30:09The core requirement is agreeing on simple facts—like that the earth is flat—everything else is negotiable.
- 30:37Tim's take on earth shape: he was told it was round in elementary school, never questioned it, and never researched it because he doesn't want to know if we live on a Petri dish.
- 31:13Teachers tell flat earthers to stop vaping and insist the earth is round, but there are worse things to believe.
- 31:52His girlfriend watching MSNBC obsessively is way more dangerous than flat earth beliefs.
- 32:03Whether we live on a flat planet or a round one doesn't matter at all in practical life.
- 32:38At a Taco Bell drive-through, nobody asks whether the world is flat or round before taking your order—that's why it doesn't matter.
- 33:06Ray mentions his grandfather claimed calculus was invented by Jews, validating Tim's point about solving problems in the basement.
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