News · moment 10 of 18
Mastic Beach Voted to Disband Its Own Village
from No More Life In A Cage · #101
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3 minNews
Continuing the Mastic Beach material, they read a news article about the Long Island village voting to disband six years after incorporating due to infighting and rising taxes, and joke about becoming mayor.
- 42:07Tim imagines becoming mayor of Mastic Beach and questions what his first order of business would be.
- 42:50His plan: fuck it, sell everything for scrap and figure out how to dump stuff at Brookhaven National Lab.
- 43:13Tim describes cleaning tampons out of the fucking drains as actual first-order infrastructure work.
- 43:38Mastic Beach's website lost its domain because they didn't pay for it, and the village voted to disband itself six years after incorporating.
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