rant · moment 6 of 18
The Avocado Toast Publicist Meeting Disaster
from No More Life In A Cage · #101
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3 minTim tells a story about going to the wrong 'Gray Dog' restaurant, sitting in avocado smeared on a table, ruining his shirt trying to clean it, dumping water on himself before a publicist meeting, and then eating avocado toast anyway.
- 20:25Tim arrives at the wrong Gray Dog restaurant for a publicist meeting and sits at a table covered in avocado.
- 21:27His manager's assistant calls to redirect him to the correct Gray Dog while he's covered in avocado smeared all over his shirt.
- 21:47Tim runs into a Liquid Art smoothie place next door, dumps water on his shirt trying to rinse off the avocado, and arrives at the meeting soaking wet.
- 22:26The publicist buys him breakfast and ironically orders him avocado toast, which he actually enjoys.
- 22:42Tim explains the proper way to eat avocado toast: smashed avocado with two over easy eggs, red pepper flakes, and chicken apple sausage on the side.
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