rant · moment 14 of 14
Wanting to Be a Hot Chick for a Weekend
from I'm A Comedy · #100
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3 minTim riffs on wanting to be trans for a day just to trick straight guys into sleeping with him, debating with Ray about passing, makeup, and tricking a sex-addict friend.
- 45:56Tim says he'd like to be trans for a day so he could experience having a pussy and attract hot straight guys.
- 46:15He clarifies he wants to be a hot chick for a weekend specifically to sleep with hot straight men, not just to have a pussy.
- 46:31The solution: wear a short skirt, push up the tits, get a wig, do sit-ups, add fishnet stockings and heavy makeup.
- 46:55He considers tricking a sex-addict friend into thinking he's passed as a woman to test whether it would work.
- 47:05Tim prefaces his setup by noting most trans people don't trick people, acknowledging the audience is already offended.
- 47:51When asked why he doesn't just hit guys over the head, Tim suggests that's actually an option for straight guys.
- 48:04He argues SGW Ray is important for drawing boundaries and remapping the demographic for people who don't know him otherwise.
- 48:23Tim questions who's going to recruit buffoons watching football to get them to support transgender people.
- 48:43Tour announcement: Tim will be performing at Hilarities in Cleveland June 22-23.