rant · moment 2 of 14
IHOP Becomes IHOb and the Steak Burgers
from I'm A Comedy · #100
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3 minTim mocks IHOP's rebrand to IHOb for new 'steak burgers,' reminisces about eating there stoned, complains about the quality of the food, and wishes they sold bran muffins.
- 3:41Tim wanted to get an IHOB burger but they don't deliver through Grubhub.
- 3:53IHOP is changing their name to IHOb—the International House of Burgers—because they're adding four new steak burgers.
- 4:08Tim mocks the 'steak burger' branding as obvious and notes Angus burgers have existed at Burger King and McDonald's for years.
- 4:31The name change is temporary, similar to when Superman dies—just a marketing stunt for a couple of months.
- 4:49Tim recalls going to the IHOP in South Shore mall and ordering a French dip sandwich and roast beef instead of pancakes.
- 5:03The International House of Pancakes has a full menu including steak and eggs, country fried steak, and fried chicken.
- 5:16IHOP isn't that good—the pancakes are barely cooked with raw batter in the middle, and every dish is like scrambled raw eggs in a band-aid.
- 5:50IHOP's Facebook page went viral after they posted a status written as a gang member, which they later took down.