rant · moment 6 of 14
Fucking Kids Through Time and Fake Advertisers
from The Montauk Project · #95
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4 minA dark riff imagining time-traveling soldiers 'fucking kids' throughout history, a bit about pitching advertisers on this content, and how remote/secretive Montauk still is today.
- 17:13Senator, are you gonna fuck the kids?
- 17:40Tim walks into a place and doesn't feel the eerie darkness that supposedly haunts it.
- 17:55A friend tells him he would have been a guard there, which bothers him.
- 18:18Tim notes the morgue probably didn't involve suffering, since people were already dead.
- 18:39A groundskeeper casually directs him to the radar tower at a supposedly tightly guarded military base.
- 19:09The base isn't actually tightly guarded—you just can't fuck around there without people getting called.
- 19:37Tim suggests the base could just be laundering money rather than conducting experiments.
- 19:49Montauk probably had kids getting flogged to break them up to prayer.
- 20:00The Philadelphia Experiment is bullshit, but it's real because someone had AIDS and got fired for it.
- 20:14There's a funny picture of something spooky.