rant · moment 17 of 22
David Hogg Jokes and the Occult Pizzagate Bit
from Prove It, You Dumb Fuck! · #91
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3 minTim riffs on a guest who did a fake ritual and got tagged as part of a Pizzagate-adjacent occult conspiracy, then launches into an extended, deliberately grotesque bit fantasizing about a relationship with David Hogg to test if it would help or hurt gun control messaging.
- 1:00:50Tim announces approaching 90 episodes and teases a ritual ceremony for episode 100.
- 1:01:00Someone did a fake ritual on a show and now the internet thinks he's part of the occult and Pizzagate conspiracy.
- 1:01:15Tim says if that's what the occult is, it's fallen considerably, though he likes the person involved.
- 1:01:29David Hogg is very annoying, but Tim has something worse to say about him.
- 1:01:50Something about Hogg's mouth doesn't line up correctly—it's like a weird little cartoon mouth.
- 1:02:13Tim clarifies Hogg is a grown-up, nearly 18 years of age, emphasizing he's careful about the distinction.
- 1:02:33Tim poses the question: if Hogg turns 18 and starts making out with him, will the media lose interest in him?
- 1:02:46Tim fantasizes about Hogg bringing him to a podium and the two of them making out aggressively, with Tim licking his neck so intensely it looks like he's having a seizure.
- 1:03:24The scenario sounds like something out of Revelations—like a fucking pig eating itself.