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Ray's Potato Bread Warehouse Years

from Get Off, Get Off, Get Off! · #90

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10 min

Ray tells an extended story about working graveyard shifts at a potato bread warehouse, bartering with Entenmann's cakes, his boss Danny with the bad back, getting fired for the drug test dispute, and the running joke about fucking a big Marty roll.

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  • 44:36Tim worked the graveyard shift at a potato bread warehouse where he was called manager despite being the only person there.
  • 45:47Danny Garbarino, his coworker, had bad knees and could barely walk but worked the graveyard shift making bread.
  • 46:42Trailers from Pennsylvania brought down Martin's potato bread products in different formats—slider rolls, dinner rolls, hot dog buns, sandwich rolls.
  • 47:23One of the warehouse guys was a comedian who told jokes; Tim made him laugh, then returned to work at the warehouse.
  • 48:06Tim and the caller debate whether warehouse workers would have had sex with soft potato rolls.
  • 49:33Tim got a job at the morgue and eventually went back to the bread warehouse moonlighting for extra money.
  • 50:25The bread warehouse demanded Tim take a drug test, but he refused because the morgue—where he worked with criminal evidence—never drug tested him.
  • 51:16Tim got fired from the potato bread warehouse after calling his supervisor a slippery cunt over the phone.
  • 52:13Danny Garbarino bribed the trailer delivery guys with Entenmann's cakes to place pallets efficiently, a practice Tim hadn't known existed.
  • 52:59Tim broke a tooth eating Taco Bell and spent his entire warehouse shift with a sharp, jagged edge stabbing his tongue until he filed it down in Danny's truck.
Mentioned here

Barbara EhrenreichNickel and DinedMartin'sErrol MorrisDanny GarberinoTaco Bell

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