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Bit: Sending Ray Kump to Bomb the 9/11 Memorial
from Freedom Fingers · #88
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2 minA improvised sketch where a military officer sends the Prince Harry-style Ray Kump character on an absurd suicide mission at the 9/11 memorial, complete with fake orders to shout "Allahu Akbar."
- 5:50Tim recalls Pat Tillman dying from friendly fire and the military covering it up.
- 6:02Theory that Tillman was kept from coming home because he'd become disillusioned about the war.
- 6:23Tim wonders why the military would put a valuable player like Tillman in actual combat.
- 6:33Prince Harry was given fake combat missions with actors in turbans, according to Tim.
- 6:55Tim and Ray Kump bit: military officers assigning Kump to bomb the 9/11 memorial.
- 7:19Officers brief Kump on his mission: plant a bag at the memorial and yell when it starts smoking.
- 7:36Kump instructed to yell "Allahu Akbar" to unify the country's response.