rant · moment 15 of 16
Chicken Finger Sauce Tiers and Missing John Kiriakou
from Freedom Fingers · #88
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
3 minTim ranks advanced chicken finger preparations like Friendly's honey barbecue melt, compares the food obsession to a gay sexual awakening bit, then explains why guest John Kiriakou couldn't come on to discuss the new CIA nominee Gina Haspel.
- 50:28Chicken fingers ranked by sauce tier, from basic fried to Friendly's honey barbecue super melt.
- 51:24Tim explains the appeal of a plain chicken finger versus sauced versions, and discusses buffalo fingers with blue cheese dip.
- 51:41Tim compares discovering good chicken fingers to a sexual awakening, then makes an analogy about how gay people celebrate coming out.
- 52:22Chicken fingers are reliable road food, but frozen versions and hipster versions often disappoint compared to expectations.
- 52:49John Kiriakou cancelled appearing to discuss the new CIA nominee because he has to help his kids with homework.