rant · moment 16 of 19
Shape of Water's Fish Man Cock Joke
from The Fixer (Bronx Jonny) · #86
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3 minThey mock The Shape of Water as garbage, joking extensively about the fish-man creature's oddly shaped genitals and a viral image depicting it, plus the film's 'magical black woman' trope.
- 47:12Tim saw Shape of Water and found it terrible.
- 47:24He saw it in a theater while trying to go home with a girl and was distracted the whole time.
- 47:57The movie is about a fish man fucking a deaf girl.
- 48:11Tim notes the fish man has a fish cock that the deaf girl describes to her friend.
- 48:30She explains his cock is shaped like a candy cane or some weird fish cock variant.
- 48:45Tim suspects the whole movie might be a dick joke.
- 49:08The only good part of the movie would have been more focus on the misshapen cock.
- 49:19Tim compares it to what a soldier's cock would look like after getting shot—trauma cock.
- 49:44Someone posted online an approximation of what the fish man's cock would look like and Tim watched the deaf girl mime it in the movie.
- 50:00Tim describes the fish cock as having lumps and compares it to a head that opened up, suggesting his friend should get it checked for a tumor.
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