rant · moment 9 of 19
Reading Body Language and the Calculator Heist
from The Fixer (Bronx Jonny) · #86
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3 minJohnny describes studying fight body language on WorldStar to know how to react if a student swings, then tells a long story about recovering 50 stolen graphing calculators by covertly negotiating with students.
- 23:44Tim's approach to dealing with angry kids: give them space rather than immediately engaging them.
- 23:57Teachers who try to befriend upset kids often make things worse by agitating them further.
- 24:08Tim plays a game where he'll call out a kid who's trying to snitch on someone else, then walk away.
- 24:30He gets along well with the senior troublemakers and goon kids across his four schools.
- 24:45De-escalating conflicts by convincing kids they have a future worth protecting is better than letting them fight.
- 25:08Kids could work legitimate jobs like for Texas Instruments, where calculators are still in demand.
- 25:18A student stole 50 graphing calculators, and Tim helped recover them by leveraging his relationship with the kid.
- 25:35Tim told the thief to leave the calculators by the office with no cameras, then recovered them and took credit for finding them.
- 26:01Tim didn't profit from the calculator recovery—the school got their equipment back and he looked like a hero to administration.
- 26:19Tim argues he could either be a strict dean who suspends kids and loses their trust, or selectively overlook minor infractions to maintain influence.