rant · moment 10 of 15
Chris and the Bootleg Tony Robbins Sales Seminar
from A Can of Sweetened Honey · #84
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2 minTim tells a long story about a coworker named Chris who mockingly repeated a motivational speaker's phrases ("focus," "baby steps"), was in financial free-fall buying koi fish he couldn't afford, threatened an attorney's life, and got wasted on Holy Thursday.
- 32:57Chris's boss described him as someone who doesn't help anybody out, comparing him to an empty pond.
- 33:23During a meeting where management was scolding Chris, he apologized by saying he got drunk with Dylan on Easter Thursday.
- 33:49Tim describes how Chris and Dylan got obliterated at a bar in the middle of the day and drove back to the office.
- 34:13Chris defended getting drunk at work by saying it was Holy Thursday, a Catholic celebration.
- 34:31Tim explains what Holy Thursday actually is—when Jesus was betrayed, imprisoned, and killed—not a drinking holiday.
- 34:43The manager told Chris he wouldn't yell at 22-year-old Dylan but questioned why a 40-year-old man was getting hammered at work.